Hey remember that gal who was running for president? No, not Sarah Palin, the other one. She was married to that guy who everyone likes. Oh yeah, Hillary Clinton. Well, she’s still out there, looking out for us sinners. Right now, she’s forced to stump for Obama, which sucks. All her clever campaign lines have had to be tweaked to support Obama rather than destroy him. According to her, there is a zero percent chance of becoming a Supreme Court Justice, running for President again, or of becoming Senate Majority Leader (which is sad because that’s exactly what she should be. Out with Harry Reid). Despite all this, there is still a chance she will become president in 2008. She still has supporters and while her rallies are miniscule these days, she could still pull it off. Go for it Hillary! Don’t let some new kid take your glory.
NY Times – Hillary Stumps for Obama
