The Elitist

October 2, 2008

Barack Obama is a Pirate

Filed under: Barack Obama, Pirates! — The Elitist @ 10:59 am




What an absurd claim, you object. But consider this: Obama’s father is from Kenya, which is very close to Somalia. Somalia is currently overrun by pirates, some of whom are caught in a stand off with the world’s largest navies. Thus, Obama is most likely a secret pirate. Why won’t he apologize for his pirate activities?


Seriously, is this any more absurd than the idea that he’s a secret Muslim terrorist trying to infiltrate the American political system?

AP – Pirate Standoff


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