The Elitist

October 15, 2008

Ringo Starr is Tired

Filed under: Random — The Elitist @ 9:29 am
Douche Bag

Douche Bag

Sometimes a human interest story comes along that is so touching it cannot be ignored. The former-Beatle, Ringo Starr, has announced that he will no longer be accepting or signing fan mail because he is just too busy. This pitiful mental decline is just one more strike against the once great rock band. First, John Lennon died, then George Harrison. Now Ringo Starr has become delusional. As if anyone would write him fan mail. Have you heard the album Revolver? It’s brilliant, except for that one gassy fart in the middle called ‘Yellow Submarine’. It’s as if they other guys were like, “Sure, Ringo, we’ll let you have one song in our album. We’ll just bury it in the middle.”

And he’s too busy? This no-talent douche bag couldn’t write a song to save his life. Any touring he does is a half-assed attempt to stretch out his glory as a Beatle. He must be doing something we don’t know about, like buying distressed mortgages or feeding children or voting for Obama. We know he’s not reading mail, or he would know that those letters are for credit cards or America Online discs. They are not fan mail.

CNN – Ringo Starr Has Too Many Fans


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