The Elitist

October 21, 2008

Kim Jong Il Hates Long-Haired Hippies

Filed under: Kim Jong Il, North Korea — The Elitist @ 10:32 am

The crazy North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, isn’t much different from the rest of us. He hates long-haired hippies, just like we do. After watching a soccer match in which many of the players sported long hair, he became furious that these guys looked like Kenny G.

“If things are like this, you cannot tell whether this is a men’s football match or women’s,” Kim said.

Which is hilarious. Hahahaha. Get it? Because women have long hair! Ha. In response he made them all get haircuts, and sent their families to “fun” camps or something.

Yahoo! via FarkGet a Haircut


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