The Elitist

October 25, 2008

Joe the Plumber for Congress

Filed under: Joe the Plumber — The Elitist @ 3:13 pm

Remember how Joe the Plumber got thrust into the spot light for standing up to bully, face-carver Barack Obama? Just a few days ago, Mr. Plumber said that he was sick of the media attention…which is what he said to the media as they were giving him attention. Well, it was all bullshit and now he wants to run for Congress in 2010. This is bad news for Joe, as the attention he has been getting isn’t exactly all good. We here at The Elitist believed that he shouldn’t be destroyed by the media (even as we did it ourselves). But now that he’s a Congressional candidate, all bets are off! So here’s what we know so far:

  • Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber, isn’t actually a plumber. He never bothered to get licensed.
  • Joe is a long-time Republican who supported John McCain even before his little stunt.
  • Joe is related to Charles Keating’s (of the Keating 5) son-in-law who also happened to be VP of the parent company of the Lincoln Savings and Loan, which caused a mini-Depression in the late 80’s.

There’s probably more, but the whole thing is stale and boring. Why couldn’t he just fade away?

CNN – Joe the Plumber for Congress

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