The Elitist

November 6, 2008

John Edwards Has Some Poop Problems

Filed under: Barack Obama, John Edwards — The Elitist @ 11:27 am

Populist man-whore, and former Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards is still reeling from the revelation that he was having an affair. But while we all know that the affair happened, and nobody really cares anymore since Edwards is out of the picture and Obama is the next president, the investigation doesn’t stop. There is still question whether Edwards is the father of his mistress’ baby. He denies it, but The National Enquirer has obtained something that could finally settle the matter: the baby’s dirty diaper. The Enquirer hopes to match the poop in the diaper to Edwards DNA. So once again, it is literally raining shit on John Edwards.

NY Daily News – Poop.

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