The Elitist

November 3, 2008

Peruvian Shamans in the Tank

Filed under: ACORN, Barack Obama, John McCain, Peru, Presidential Election 2008 — The Elitist @ 2:23 pm

Peruvian faith healers performed a ceremony and 9 of the 11 predicted a victory for Obama. According to the latest polls, it seems to be about the same ratio here in the States. The president of the healers association said that Obama was protected by the spirits of MLK and JFK, and presumably others whose names are commonly abbreviated by initials. Now that the shamans have cleansed the campaign of evil spirits, we no longer have to worry about voter disenfranchisement or fraud. You’re welcome ACORN.

Boston.com via Princess Sparkle PonyShamans Heart Obama

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