The Elitist

November 8, 2008

Slavery OK, Welfare Not

Filed under: Racism — The Elitist @ 9:49 pm

There’s a right wing radio show called The War Room with Quinn & Rose, and it’s brilliant. Here’s a little piece that Jim Quinn decided to share with the world. He basically says that the difference between slavery and welfare, is that slaves had to work for their benefits.

“You know, if you were a slave in the old South, what did you get as a slave? You got free room and board, you got free money, and you got rewarded for having children because that was just, you know, tomorrow’s slave. … Can I ask a question? How’s that different from welfare? You get a free house, you get free food, and you get rewarded for having children. Oh, wait a minute, hold on a second. There is a difference: The slave had to work for it.”

Crooks & Liars – Crazy Racist Radio


Racist Jokester Busted

Filed under: Barack Obama, Presidential Election 2008, Racism — The Elitist @ 8:41 pm

We here at The Elitist love jokes. Particularly funny ones. So you can imagine how much we laughed at this lady in Florida. On election night, as it became clear that Barack Obama would win, the owner of a Palm Beach restaurant wrote “KKK” all over signs and employee timesheets. She said she did it because it was a joke and she “got crazy with FOX News.” But where’s the punch-line. Haha! The best part is…and this is funny…the co-owner of the restaurant…haha…the co-owner is black. Hahaha! Nothing like a Fox News joke.

Florida Today via WonketteRacist Funny

November 7, 2008

Update: Would Be Assassins Plead Not Guilty

Filed under: Barack Obama, Presidential Election 2008, Racism — The Elitist @ 9:21 pm

You know what Americans hate? Someone who tries to kill their new president. We’re really pesky about that. A while back, some white supremacists were caught making a plan to assassinate Barack Obama. It was a surprisingly underreported story. Anyway, they were going to wear white tuxes, steal some guns, kill a lot of black school kids, and then shoot Obama. Foolproof, right? Somehow these geniuses got caught and now they’re in court. Yesterday, they pled not guilty. This is good news, as now we can watch the hilarious trial and hopefully a live execution. Stay classy!

Wash Post – Racists Plead Not Guilty

November 4, 2008

Sarah Palin Understands Racial Discrimination

Filed under: Presidential Election 2008, Racism, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 1:13 pm

God, it’s the last day of this election. Can’t we finish this mess without Sarah Palin saying something completely recockulous? When asked by a black man how she could get more minorities to come to her rallies, Palin replied that she and her husband, Todd “The Dude” Palin, know about racial discrimination because they are from Alaska. According to Palin, “We live it.” It was this very discrimination that probably led Todd to join the Alaskan Separatist Party, who bravely wanted to secede from the United States and start a new Civil War. That’s what Real AmericaTM is all about.

October 28, 2008

Obama Race Riots Begun…By White People

Filed under: Barack Obama, Presidential Election 2008, Racism — The Elitist @ 6:17 pm
Douche Bag or Racist Assasin?

Douche Bag or Racist Assasin?

The whole nation has been on alert for the riots that will inevitably occur when a black person become president. Oddly, it’s the white people that seem to be getting violent. The ATF arrested two guys who had a fool-proof plot to assassinate Barack Obama, and also kill 102 black kids at some school. They were going to steal a gun, do a drive-by shooting of Obama and then hijack a school. Somehow these geniuses were caught after bragging about the plan and painting swastikas all over their car. The best part of the plan: they were going to wear white tuxes and top hats. At least they’re classy.

Wash Post – Obama Assassination Thwarted

It Was Bound to Happen

Filed under: Presidential Election 2008, Racism, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 6:14 pm

Sarah Palin is still conducting her Klan hate rallies throughout this great land of ours. Her crowds have been getting a little rowdy, shouting things about Obama such as, “terrorist” and “kill him.” It was only a matter of time before someone dropped the “nigger” bomb. Despite Palin’s promise that she would reign in her unruly mobs in the future, she does not. It’s clear that she hears it, considers it, and then moves on.

Wonkette – ‘N’ Word Shouted

October 25, 2008

Ashley Todd Sinks McCain

Filed under: Barack Obama, John McCain, Presidential Election 2008, Racism, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 3:15 pm

This Ashley Todd cluster fuck has been the most entertaining story of the entire election. Here she is being hauled off to jail where she will likely be executed for talking to the mainstream media:

The whole story is a twisted mess that deserves some synopsis. Todd, a McCain campaigner, told police that she was beaten by a large black man who then carved a “B” into her face because she was a McCain supporter. The McCain campaign jumps on the story and pushes it into the media as hard as they can. McCain and Palin both personally call the girl in the hopes that she will replace Joe the Plumber as their new mascot. Blah blah blah, the whole thing is a lie.

Todd turned out to be mentally ill and a Ron Paul supporter, which is basically the same thing. What the MSM doesn’t want you to know is that the “B” carved in her face wasn’t for Barack, but rather another candidate shift – she was supporting Bob Barr, which may or may not be true. Now that’s mental illness.

But the story doesn’t end there and has had ramifications far beyond some bat-shit crazy racist attention whore. Fox News VP John Moody summed it up quite nicely:

“If the incident turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting.”

So there you have it, even Fox News is washing their hands of the McCain campaign because they are too racist. This is a hilarious case of the pot (Fox News) calling the kettle (McCain) black (racist). This will forever be remembered as the false start to the Obama race riots that consume the country for 1,000 years.

Wonkette – McCain Couldn’t Let it Go

Fox News – It’s Over for McCain

October 20, 2008

Why is ACORN Pissing Off Racists?

Filed under: ACORN, Racism — The Elitist @ 10:02 am

This whole ACORN mess has really heated some people up. That, and the scary Palin hate rallies. Here is a special voicemail left on ACORN’s machine since the group has decided to destroy the fabric of American democracy:

“Hi, I was just calling to let you all know that Barack Obama needs to get hung. He’s a fucking nigger, and he’s a piece of shit. You guys are fraudulent, and you need to go to hell. All the niggers on oak trees. They’re gonna get all hung honeys, they’re gonna get assassinated, they’re gonna get killed.”


Right Wing Watch via Crooks & Liars – Racist Voicemails

October 13, 2008

Racist Monkeys

Filed under: Barack Obama, Presidential Election 2008, Racism — The Elitist @ 3:03 pm

Hahahahahaha! There’s nothing funnier than depicting black people as monkeys. That’s how we know that Barack Obama is changing the nation. Here is a guy at one of Sarah Palin’s creepy hate rallies in Pennsylvania:

If you think that this is new to the campaign then you haven’t seen the sock puppet:

And because they are so clever, here is a Obama t-shirt that was being sold for a while:

Still don’t think it’s racist? The Aryan Wear website thinks so:

Wonkette – Palin Rally and T-Shirt

Gawker – Obama Sock Puppet

Crazy Racists – Obama Shirt

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