The Elitist

October 29, 2008

Sarah Palin Paper Doll

Filed under: Presidential Election 2008, RNC, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 9:53 pm

Here’s a little website with items that Sarah Palin has bought during her RNC sponsored shopping sprees, and what that money could otherwise buy you. Our favorite is the $450 Kazuo Kawasaki glasses. “At these prices, we certainly hope she can see Russia.”

Dress Like Palin

October 23, 2008

Caddy Comments on Palin’s Outfit

Filed under: Presidential Election 2008, RNC, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 3:34 pm

Sarah Palin’s haircuts: $4,000. Shopping spree at Neiman-Marcus: $75,000. Sarah Palin’s outfits on the campaign trail: $150,000. Using all that money to buy a socialist, troop-hating, Democrat themed scarf: priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy; for everything else there is the RNC campaign purse.

Crooks and Liars – Designer Threads

October 22, 2008

Elitist of the Year Award

Filed under: Elitist of the Year Award, Presidential Election 2008, RNC, Sarah Palin — The Elitist @ 11:22 am

The Elitist is proud to present its annual Elitist of the Year Award. This award goes out to an outstanding elitist who has changed the face of society. The recipient must show that they are better than others and aren’t afraid to throw money around on frivolous things even during a new Greatest Depression.

This year’s award goes to….Whaaaa!?!?!…Sarah Palin!

How could someone who only makes $125,000 a year as governor be an elitist? Normally, nobody who is eligible for the Obama tax cut would be nominated, much less a winner. But Palin has shown that even with such a meager salary, she can spend other people’s money frivolously. Since her nomination, the RNC has spent $150,000 on clothes and accessories for Palin. This includes nearly $50,000 at Saks and more than $75,000 during one shopping spree to Neiman Marcus. Not even man-whore John Edwards, who famously spent $400 on a haircut can match her. The RNC has spent over $4,000 on Palin’s hair, and she’s been the nominee for just over a month. Think about it, did she get more than 10 haircuts since September? Not likely.

For the ability to spend more donor money in one month than you make in a year on clothes and haircuts, The Elitist is honored to present the Elitist of the Year Award to you, Sarah Palin. God speed, and may you keep showing the little people (ie. real Americans) that you are better than them.

Politico – Palin Fashion Expensive

September 30, 2008

Republicans Shooting their Ledes Too Early

Filed under: Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, John McCain, Presidential Election 2008, RNC — The Elitist @ 11:57 am

Here’s the new RNC ad attacking Obama for supporting the bailout proposal. Oops! Why would the RNC put out an ad attacking Obama for supporting a bill that John McCain also supported and helped get votes for, and that never even passed? It turns out they thrust the ad to the stations before the vote and forgot to pull out. At the same time, John McCain was already claiming credit for putting together a coalition of the willing (ie. those who would vote for and pass the bill). Of course, we all know that McCain did nothing and the bill failed and America fell into a black hole of despair. The End.

 

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